Ruby slowly looked up, the shame that had been etched on her face slowly fading away and to replaced by a grin. ‘Damn. I thought I was gonna die if...you’d said you were straight.’ ‘Oh, I am. I was just messing with you, I’m not really a lesbian silly.’ Ruby’s heart dropped into her stomach, she felt like she was gonna throw up. She had just made a complete fool of herself in front of a complete stranger. And to top it off, she still had to tell Nicole all about how she embarrassed herself in. I was gaining attention from most of the late arriving patrons. One of my sailors caught me, after one of my spectaculars spins. He bent me backwards and held me, wile another sailor stood ready with a glass of beer. The sailors started their chant, "CHUG, CHUG, CHUG, CHUG, CHUG!" I had only consumed about a 1/2 glass of beer during my hot dog dinner. I chugged the 1st glass easily and received the cheers of the sailors, as well as some $dollar bills stuffed in the waistband of my skirt. Two. They all seemed to consider her their mother-in-law, if a benign one.A Chrisfmas tree was erected and decorated, bits of Christmas ornamentation, holly and mistletoe (of course!) were placed strategically, and a wreath was hung on the door.My job, in particular, was to set up a bedroom for my mother, assembling the bed and all, with a bit of help from Sera. We thought she’d be pleased with it.Jen, of course, was preparing some kind of feast to celebrate her arrival, with Jane as a helper. The. So we decided we would go with just the two of us. We had thought about camping the night before, but didn’t think that would look too good. Although my wife said I could go, I knew she wasn’t crazy about the idea. So we met for breakfast early and hurried to the river when we were finished. As we paddled she talked about the show Naked and Afraid, and she said she wanted to go on it. We came up with the idea of having some naked dares on the river. I suggested that since there were a lot of.