It took a lot of time but we settled on jeans, skirts, sweaters, blouses, t-shirts, and one mini-skirt. Then I told her it was time for the hard part ...nd she started like a deer caught in the headlights. I dragged her over to the bra and panties section and she appeared as if she was going to die of embarrassment. I found the salesclerk and asked her to help Gina, I explained that "her daddy had just died." I hit the right button and the salesclerk shooed me off and told me to come back in 20. My name is Nicole.”“Nice to meet you, too.”“How did I get from the plane to here?”“You crashed about two months ago just a few hundred yards from here. I carried you here and placed you on the bed. Then I went out to get your things.”“Thank you, wasn’t I too heavy for you?”Horace sat down in a chair where she could have a good view of him until the drug kicked in and take her back to sleep.“No you’re light as a feather. My mother had tuberculoses and I came into this world deformed as you can. We couldn’t believe it. We said, “Man, what happened?”He said, “Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Bob into bed, patted him on the butt, and kissed him good night ... Bob sat up and watched me all night.”With age comes wisdom.cmenn ‎ provided this one, yes it is corny but I bet you smiled!!!!What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?Robin get in the car.10R2007 ‎ is responsible for this one.I was in a conference recently where a Panelist was bragging about the nobility. “What!”“Do you masturbate?”“Well, yeah, everyone does.”“Show me how you do it.”“Right here?” Her voice was a pitch higher.“Weren’t you talking about favors ... washing backs? You want something from me and I want something from you.”“It’s just that...” Tiffany paused, thinking, That’s so personal. No one ever saw me-- What the hell? “Sure, if that’s what you want.”Tiffany tugged her skirt from under her butt and yanked it up to her waist. She placed a hand on her belly and then slowly moved it.