D.'s, and renting all the Michael Moore movies. "I really feel sorry for American liberals, but the Canadian economy just can't support them," an Otta...a resident said. "How many art-history majors does one country need?"These are from a reader ... enjoy:A shoe repair shop: We will heel you We will save your sole We will even dye for you.A sign over a Gynecologists' office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix.";In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels.";On a Septic Tank Truck: Yesterday's Meals. "Sonny G" she replied. "Look", she said. "It's a good video, and we're interested in signing you both up to make some for us. What do you think?" My wife would never agree to that" I replied, thinking about how I would murder Sonny when I next saw him."Actually, she already has", said the woman. "We spoke to her today, and she's already here at our studio." Does she know about the video?"She does", was the reply."Where is the studio, I'm coming down there right now to sort this out!" I. We are now only in underwear and kissing again full of passion.I grab you by the neck and turn your head to the side so I can lick your earlobes and nibble.You will be even hornier and I notice how wet you are already, I kiss now on your neck along your bra and open it. I now see your exposed breasts and kiss them gently, you try to easily press my head on them, so I can lick them hard and suck on them."I decide when to lick your tits" I say and squeeze your hands over your head while you look. I hoped that I have not said too much and let the situation get out of hand, so to speak.That was the last I heard from David about sex for a month or more, but I was sure that there was a lot more questions coming up in the near future. As much as possible, I was going to let him lead the conversation. I did not want to snow him with so much information that he got confused. Sex is confusing enough by itself for teenagers without having extraneous thoughts thrown in.This was a hunting day, so.