.. EVER!!!!I’ve got scratches all over my thighs, a septic bite wound in one testicle and my shreddies are covered in skidmarks. I’m going back to...using paper next week!This One Is Compliment of John A.This is an actual account as relayed to paramedics at a chili cook-off in New Mexico...New Mexico Chili Cook-off If you can read this whole story without laughing, then there’s no hope for you. I had tears in my eyes by the end.For those of you who have lived in New Mexico, you know how true this. They were tipped with reddish pink nipples.“Hello, Mick O’Dell, the Seventh,” she said joyfully just before she collapsed.I ran to her and checked her for breathing and a pulse. Finding both, I picked her up and brought her into the house and laid her down on my couch. I went to pour a couple of glasses of bourbon for us.I returned to the living room to find her standing there. She smiled a smile that stunned me. She laughed at my stunned expression. I knew that I looked stunned because I was. If you were my girl you would have let Jason know. You would have told him that you always spent lunch period with me and then invited him to join us if he wanted. You know what bothered me most about yesterday? You sat in a chair that was facing me, but not did you look my way and meet my eyes and to me that said that you knew what you were doing wasn't right, but you did it anyway." Oh come on Frank; it isn't like we are going steady or anything." That isn't because I don't want to Cook; it. My family consists of my mom, me and my dad. This happened a few days ago, my dad visited me and my mom from US. Since he is around we could not make out and we were missing each other. Days passed but I could not find a way to fuck her so I was getting frustrated and want her at any cost and my dad surprised us in their wedding anniversary by telling us that he is going to take her with him when he returns this lead me to shock. On that day I was watching TV till late and I saw mom coming out.