"Oh, to wear, of course." He thought that was a dumb question."For what occasion, sir?" She took a deep breath as she recognized clumsy ol' Jimmy, the...guy who was too dumb to ever amount to anything."Jimmy, she means what are the dresses for? Are they to wear to a birthday party? Or to do housework or what?" Ruby patted his shoulder affectionately."Oh, all of them. Give us some dresses and that other women's stuff." Couldn't she understand simple words?The clerk kept her voice friendly. She. He walked down the last set of steps to the hallway containing his locker. He took each step down ever so slowly, allowing him to see just a bit further down the dimly lit hallway. One of the tired old fluorescent lights buzzed and flickered fitfully at the end of the hall, bringing to his over active mind scenes from just about every B horror movie he'd ever seen. At long last he reached the first step where he had a clear view all the way to his locker. To his amazement no one was waiting. A body, the front of a female body, moulded itself against my back. Breasts and nipples pressed into my skin, a soft pubic bush brushed against the cheeks of my arse. The tongue wandered unobstructed over my shaft, licked and lapped the moisture dripping from the slit in my knob. The woman behind me eased away from my body. Free at last I thought. Then I heard the squeeze of the pump of the lube bottle on the wall.Wet hands coated lube along the crack of my backside, between my legs and over my. ’ ‘She doesn’t want you to live your life like that.’ Joe paused. I started running through scenarios about how my family would take my new source of income. People were already lining up, bringing over coffee cake, sitting on her gold trim couch to ‘discuss’ with my mother about her less than saintly daughter. It would be like wearing a scarlet letter to the St. Patty’s day festival. Nothing gets the gossip mill churning faster like a church potluck. I resigned, ‘What do you want me to do?’ .