Oh, and I needsome FDS. Get me the 'delicate breeze' fragrance this time, will you?I'm just about out of the 'baby powder' fragrance you got me l...sttime. Oh for heaven's sake, don't look so embarrassed. It's just anitsy-bitsy favor. We'll be waiting in the car. Thank you so much,honey."And with that said she planted one of her motherly smooches smack on mymouth before gently steering me off in the direction of the drug store.I mean, c'mon! Gimmee a break! Asking me to do something. I was nervous about the whole thing and who wouldn't be?"Sara? What are you doing?" Huh? Oh, I'm looking for the video camera. Jamal said it'd be okay if I taped it. I'd like to be able to relive it. Watch it again." Oh." Is that okay?" Yeah, of course hun." Good! Might just watch it while you eat me out," she grinned as she skipped off into the other room.The doorbell rang and my wife was no where to be found. I answered the door and there stood a 6'6'' black man, well built."Um, hi, you must. "We lapsed into companionable silence. Our friendship had never been one where we had felt the need to fill in the gaps, sometimes we would spend hours together and say hardly a word. The train swayed along, occasionally clattering over sections of switch and crossing."You never answered; what's a nice girl like you doing on a train like this?" I have a national mathematics curriculum committee meeting." Wow! You've been seduced by the 'dark side'?" I leered, in my best Yoda impression."Well, I. "Afraid to ask what the "other" options were, I had no choice. "I can't goto school like this! I'd get killed in a hot minute if I showed up likethis!" With a sigh, I asked, "What are the other options?" I agree that the boys would probably tease you unmercifully, andpossibly hurt you if you showed up in that outfit, but if you showed uplooking like a girl, possibly even a pretty girl, then they would leaveyou alone, except maybe to ask you out, so one of your other options isto attend school.