We talked about hobbies, and I said I love to ride bikes and may be I buy my own bike in the near future and take you on a ride.Me and Diksha started ...alking on phone late nites & talk on silly stuff. One fine day, we planned to meet at Mc Donalds in the morning time. I borrowed Aoache Bike from a friend and reached Mc Donalds to see Diksha. She was looking more hotter than Rose Day. Wearing a tight thigh size pink dress with her gand in full shape, all the legs are nude. I imagine herself on. “Oh, you’ve been such a naughty girl,” I purred. “Mommy’s going to have to take care of you. Show you what happens when you come home with a pussy full of jizz.”Mrs. Alberts didn’t even hesitate to bury her face beneath her daughter’s skirt. She didn’t mind that Tonya had Seth’s cum dripping out of her. The MILF moaned as she nuzzled into her daughter’s flesh. I wish I could see the naughty licking.But I could hear it.“Mommy!” moaned Tonya, her body shaking as she undulated her hips. Her hands. Someone in the crowd shouted, “Call a priest!”The woman opened her eyes and said, “I’m a Unitarian.”“Then call a math teacher!”HOW MANY (xxxxxx) DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB?Anglicans: 8. One to call the electrician and 7 to say how much they liked the old one better.Charismatics: Only one. Hands are already in the air.Lutherans: Change?!?!?!?!?!Mennonites: At least 15. One to change the bulb and 3 or 4 committees to approve the change. Oh, and a casserole.Mormons: 5. One man to change. The pub was almost empty, you ordered a dry sherry and sat down at a table in the corner. When you looked up to take a sip of sherry, you saw a man sitting at the bar looking at your legs....Your coat had fallen way again. You could feel his eyes on your legs and you liked it! This time you were in the mood of going a bit further, you crossed and uncrossed your legs. Then you parted your legs he must have been able to see right past the tops of your stockings and all the way to your hot cunt!.