I would have, but I was too busy swimming to the surface!✧ ✧ ✧I met a magical fairy yesterday who said she would grant me one wish. “I wish to...live forever,” I said. “Sorry,” said the fairy, “I’m not allowed to grant that particular wish.” “Fine,” I said, “then I want to die the day after Parliament is filled with honest, hard-working, bipartisan men and women who act only in the people’s best interests!” “You crafty bastard,” replied the fairy.✧ ✧ ✧LARRY ... CUTELARRY MAY BECOME MY NEW. Up until recently, the biggest decision in my life had been choosing my 'A' level subjects. I live alone with my Mum who has been divorced for about 5 years. She doesn't often go out on dates but last week she did. On leaving the house I was told 'not to wait up'. I heard her come in just after midnight and go straight to her room. I lay awake and heard her sobbing gently as our rooms are next to each other. I got up to see what was wrong... as I approached her door, about to knock, I realised. On the couch we started making out, I had my hand on her ass the whole time. She was still pretty drunk and was sloppy with the kiss, but I didn’t mind. After a while, I am pretty sure she started sobering up a little bit but she was still really into it. I was stimulating her clit from outside her jeans, and she was moaning into my mouth while we kissed. After a while, it was leaning in on midnight, I was pretty damn horny and so was Jess so I decided it might be my lucky night so I led her to. ” With such a lovely thought we were quick to agree. After twenty years of buying presents to each other’s k**s, now middle aged we only swap Christmas gifts with one another. To our great surprise last years holiday brought us plane tickets to return with them for festival in Spring. The present brought back such great memories, my mind was instantly filled with them as I brushed away my robe material exposing whatever part of my full breasts that were hidden. Bill’s eyes were fixed and even.