I had alot of fun playing the field -- jumping from one girl to another -- areal love-'em-and-leave-'em Romeo. I gained a reputation for -- well,think...ng with my dick. But when my future wife and I met, it was forlife and I remember gladly taking up the role of a loyal, loving,heterosexual, totally monogamous, deeply smitten, henpecked husband.In truth I can say such a thing now, and remember it distinctly andclearly. But I am no longer able to believe it. The college lothario,the henpecked. She sent out a final late payment warning letter, threatening dire legal penalties, to one of our best and biggest customers, despite the fact that he had paid the bill some time before.Well the good news is that I managed to smooth things over. I got Rachel to apologise profusely to the client over the telephone, and then I apologised profusely as well. It was partly my secretary's fault, I explained, but it was also mine for failing to supervise her properly."I'm sorry, Ken," I concluded, "I. I looked outside, but it was dark, so couldn’t tell what it was like out there. But I figured it was cold because it was last night and it couldn’t have gotten warmer overnight.I got my soap and shampoo then took a deep breath before opening the door. I knew once I started I couldn’t stop and right now I had to pee and poop pretty bad. Then I had to get my shower and also wash the shit from my ass.I opened the back door and felt a blast of cold air hit me. As soon as I stepped out, the security. Now I'm 30 pounds heavier, with a few "love handles" I really could stand to lose. I'm also not what anyone would call beautiful, although I'm far from ugly and I have a pretty good body for my age. In short, I guess I'm a little better looking than most 42 year old women, but not much, if at all. I guess I'm what you'd call "ordinary." My eyes are attractive enough, my face is probably a little too full, my hair is a dull shade of brown, my thighs are a little too large, and my 36C tits have.