Even at the age of 16, Tommy knows real leaders do not depend on military boarding schools to insure their success. Real leaders create their own futu...es. Tommy knows he needs a plan to deal with his mother.Tommy is afraid. He imagines his mother bent over the rosewood table, her dress pushed up over her hips, panties down around her knees, with some strange man thrusting into her from behind. He is terrified that following the divorce, his mother, Mary Drummond, will sniff after other men like. “Could a pussy taste as good as you?”“I’ve never tasted one any sweeter than yours,” David said as he squeezed her breast. “But, I’ve tasted a few in my time.”“I’ll just bet you have,” Diane said with a bit of jealousy in her voice.Changing the subject, David changed the film once more. “Here’s one you’ll find interesting. This one is also two women, but one of them has a strap-on.”“What’s that?”“You’ve never seen a strap-on?” David asked, a little surprised at her innocence.“No. Strap on to. You can get into a four-hour argument about how to get from Columbus Circle to Battery Park, but can’t find Wisconsin on a map.You think Central Park is “nature.”You believe that being able to swear at people in their own language makes you multilingual.You’ve worn out a car horn. (IF you have a car.)You think eye contact is an act of aggressionORYou can retire to Minnesota where...You only have three spices: salt, pepper and ketchup.Halloween costumes have to fit over parkas.You have seventeen. "Oh Josh, you are so sweet. But I don't think so. You see, usually your father relieves my stress by massaging me and I don't think you would want to do that baby," she said."I wouldn't mind mom. Anything to help you!" I told her. She smiled and said, "Well that would be wonderful baby, thank you! Why don't you grab some of that body wash and use it to rub on my back," she suggested. I took the body wash she pointed to and squired some between my hands. She rolled over onto her back,.