If you've been to one of these you know what they're like – wildly overdressed and heavily-made-up drag queens lip-synching to pop songs. The music ...eans heavily to the diva genre, everything from Barbra Streisand to Donna Summer. I've been to a few over the years. One time at a show in Philadelphia I bought a drink for one of the competitors and wound up sucking her off in the dressing room (true story.)I watched a number of performers as the crowd in the club began to grow. After a while I. Horace is eighty-five if he's a day, but his pecker was steadily rising to attention!"My, my, Horace," I said, "There's life in the old thing yet!" I quickly covered his stiff penis with the sheet.Horace was grinning shamelessly like the cat that ate the canary. "Don't stop now, Miss Mandy" he croaked.Well, if Horace didn't mind then I didn't either. After all, I had professional detachment. So I pulled back the sheet and started soaping up Horace's long-forgotten cock and balls. I wrapped the. Each person he greeted got a hearty two-handed handshake, the one I had only ever seen performed by politicians. He listened intently to each person and perfectly matched his facial expression to what they were saying, so much that I could follow the conversation just by watching his reactions. It was as though his transformation from eager assistant district attorney to career politician was finally complete. During the early days of his first campaign we had mocked the seasoned politicos,. I'm 15, and should have known betterthan to try something like this...but I couldn't stop. My desire todress as a girl was not something I chose, but felt, deep inside whereit hurts the most. I sat on the bed, tears starting to run down myface, waiting for her to say something, anything."If you keep crying, you'll get makeup all over that blouse. Why don'tyou change, take a shower, slip on a robe and come into the familyroom."I watched as Mom silently closed the door behind herself, then.