God said “Adam, you have sinned. I knew this would happen. Where is Eve now?” Adam replied “She’s down at the river, washing herself out”. �...�Damn” says God “now all the fish will smell funny”.Q: Did you hear that Hollywood is going to remake The Exorcist?A: Its about a mother who hires the Devil to get a priest out of her son!“What’s for lunch?” my husband asked as I worked in the garden.“Whatever you prepare” I replied curtly. “Imagine I’m dead. What would you do then?” “Okay” he said, and. He came in and wasted no pulling off his pants showing an already growing cock. He told me he was looking forward fucking my ass behind the last guy. I got on my knees and started cucking his much nicer cock shaft to finish getting it hard and ready. He sported a nice thick shaft from head to base. Soft mushroom head that had a sharp white contrast to the darker shaft below it. His cock stood about a erect as any I had ever seen. I got myself setup in the same way I did the other guy with knees. "That's not nice." I made a little face. "She just likes boys a lot. But she is a bad girl." Does she have like short blonde hair?" Chris asked and I nodded, reaching for his cock too. "Okay, yeah she asked me if I wanted to come over." Oh yeah?" I looked at him. "What did you say?" I said maybe." Chris was touching me nice with his fingertips, running them through my pubic hair. "That was like on Tuesday. I didn't even know you guys then." Well, if you want to have sex, that'd be the place to. It was pitch dark because the candles and long since burned out. I lay facing mother’s back with my arms encircling her. Although we were both shaking at first, it didn’t take long for our two bodies, pressed together under two layers of insulating bedding, to warm up. And as I warmed, I hardened. Mother, of course, felt my cock between her legs. I began to kiss the back of her neck and whispered in her ear, ‘I love your silk pajamas. You don’t know how sexy you look in them. And I love the way.