‘Are you going to invite me in or what?’ ‘Or what,’ I smiled. ‘You’re unbelievable.’ She barged her way past me into the apartment. My A...erican accent had all but disappeared now, so her accent suddenly seemed out of place. ‘Take a seat,’ I said after she made herself comfortable on my sofa. ‘But seriously, why are you here? Did your latest boyfriend throw you out?’ She was wearing a dark grey hoodie and a pair of shorts, and her hair was messy, suggesting to me that she’d been attempting to. Lisa blushed and sniggered timidly."You know, I love you so much and you have the most wonderful bottom imaginable," I said."You're only saying that to get your way with me." No, and that doesn't seem to be necessary anyway," I replied."It's too big." No it's not. It's perfect. It's soft and smooth, but it's firm, too. I could eat it."I knelt down, pushed up her bathrobe and sank my teeth into her left buttock. Lisa squealed and reached for the table to steady herself. I covered her buttocks. All during the meal my brothers looked at me and giggled or snickered."You look like a girl" Chris said."A girlie girl," chimed in Logan.I guess I did look silly in my jeans and shirt and curlers in my hair.But Mom made me feel even sillier. "Now boys, William's not a girliegirl; he's more of a girlie boy." What's a girlie boy?" asked Logan."That's a boy who looks like a boy but acts like a girl," Mom answered.The boys all laughed and I felt really bad especially because it was allMom's. The driver, a mid aged Asian man just nodded to her in welcome then noddedagain as she told him her address. Debbie sat back her dress riding up, herlong legs crossed. She could see the driver glancing in the mirror. Shewriggled her butt on the seat her waif body stretching and yawing, her legscrossing and uncrossing flashing her white knickers.She knew how much the fare should be, and reckoned she could get it for half.She would just be sooo sweet and innocent, confusedeven. The men all went.