The conversation came around to how our lives had lost some of its spontaneity and what we could do about it. She was looking very hot in a tight dres... that showcased her beautiful tits and shapely ass. I brought out a box and gave it to her. When she opened it, there was a string of perfectly matched pearls. She looked stunned, and I helped her put them on and we kissed. The conversation then continued as to adding spark back to our lives. A short time later, she excused herself to go to the. She gulped and shook herself out of her stupor.“We should probably get going,” she said instead.“I suppose,” Phil replied. “Is there a reason we’re not staying here?”There was but Hailey didn’t want to tell him. She looked away for a moment but decided she should be honest.“I’ve, uh, had other guys up here,” she said with chagrin. “I’m not sure of what’s going to happen tonight but I know I don’t want it to be in that bed. It’s why I wore that outfit tonight. I’ve never worn it to a party. . I start to run rivers!" Then she glared at him and asked, "And what's that ... that thing ... that's sticking me in the ass? Can't I ever sit on you comfortably?"He grinned and shook his head. "It's something I carry with me, lady," he replied. "I think it's used with women, somehow, but I'm not really sure how."She put her arms around him and crushed her lips to his. Then she said, "Fair is fair. If I have to be bare, what about you? May I undress you, darling? Then maybe we can find out. ”A young man is ‘entertaining’ an older lady. She says “Your organ isn’t very big”. he replies “Well I didn’t expect to be playing in a concert hall!”A fairy godmother decides to grant three wishes to a little old lady.“What would you like for your first wish?” the fairy godmother asks.The little old lady says, “I would like to be rich.”POOF! Her rocking chair turns into solid gold.“And for your second wish?” asks her fairy godmother.The little old lady says, “I would like to be young.