Then, out of the blue, he asks to be my friend on Facebook. Turns out we live one neighborhood apart. I’m in this wanna-be poshy neighborhood where ...he young, hip, rich and gorgeous live. Trouble is I’m too old to be “young,” I’ve never been hip, I’ve got too goddamn much student debt to be rich and I’ve never been considered gorgeous. So I don’t exactly fit in, but I found a house I really liked and I bought it. Bobby lived about a half-mile from me, but it was like crossing the border. The. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS."Shut your mouth and eat your supper."9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM."Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"10. My mother taught me about STAMINA."You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."11. My mother taught me about WEATHER."This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."12 My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY."If I told you once, I've told. Brian made a very painful moan, with his head shaking frantically back and forth as Fairuza sent him to a mental state of Hell.NEXT AFTERNOON"Wake up sleepy head." Fairuza said as she wakes Brian by whacking his ass really hard with a ruler. Brian slowly blinks his eyes and realizes that last night did happen and was not some nightmare."You missed your classes I think. It's one in the afternoon," Fairuza said as she was untying his ankles. She had just returned from the university, she didn't. My friend was a bit puzzled but said OK. The man sat down on his bed and looked at my friend and suddenly he said that he had been watching him ever since he moved in and he could not help notice that my friend seemed well “equipped”. Would it be possible to look at his dick? He would lower the rent with 10 % that month if my friend agreed to show the old man his dick. My friend hesitated but he needed all the money he could get and what harm could be done by showing his dick. My friend pulled.