”She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in the eye and asked, “Why doesn’t the homeless guy come over and do the w...rk, and you can just pay him the $50?”I said, “Welcome to the Republican Party.”Her parents aren’t speaking to me anymore.If you know any Republicans that would get a chuckle out of this, share it with them.Most Democrats will just delete it; I guess the logic escapes them...TWO MALE SENIORS DECIDE THEY ARE CLOSE TO THEIR LAST DAYS AND DECIDE TO HAVE A. By the time the doctor knocked on the door, Sadey had the coffee brewing and had set out some bread, cheese and butter at the small dining table by the window and near the bed. Joseph was in the toilet relieving himself through his morning woody. A relaxed, well fucked, statuesque, disheveled, perfectly beautiful Sadey without makeup and naked except for the robe that draped her sensual, perfect curves and improved on nakedness, tilted her head a little as she greeted the man an inch shorter. .Me bhi jor se hand padi.. mane kaha thik hai to bula lo aur me kapre pahle lagi to wo pagal ho kya kapore kyun pahan rahi ho2 min baad fir se kholne honge .. waise bhi to 2nd room hai khi hai aawaj lagte hi aa jayega.. me akk baar fir se chok gayi me samjh gayi ki ye pahae hi plan tha enn logo ka ki agar me maan jaungi to dono milkar chudai karge meriUsne rahul ko aawaj laga di aur rahul wahan se bolta hai ki tum log shuru karo me 2 min me aa raha hu….. wo bola to jaan abb shuru kare kya..? me. “He is fucking her with his tongue. Just look at the pleasure on her face,” another woman answers. I couldn’t have said it better I muse as I soak up the sexual pleasure, my first in more than a week - an eternity for me.Someone is moaning, “So good, so good, so fucking good.” Then I realize it is me as my whole body shudders with a huge orgasm and I squirt. I am still squirting as the three women mutter in turn, “Awesome Sarah, fucking awesome. How do you do that?”“Show these women how good.