Ready to attack anyone that approached him.The security guard removed his taser gun from its holster. Holding out his arm with the weapon pointing ahe...d, he pressed the fire button a couple of times to test it.Max recognised the electrical clicking sound straight away. On many occasions, the hospital guards had zapped him for being violent. “But not today,” he thought. Staying still and low, he waited for the guard to get closer to him.“I hope this isn’t one of your Halloween pranks Barbara,”. Her reply was that I shouldn`t worry about it because she had seen plenty of naked men when she had been on naturist beaches in France with her husband. Now I knew she was a naturist so I put my shorts to one side, enjoying the fact that my sister, standing there could see me quite naked. It was a bit of a surprise to me to find I liked my sister seeing me nude. Joan said she would join me and went indoors to return completely naked. No towel or dressing gown to cover up as she walked out. She. .. come for me, do it for me ... come for me, now, now!!’And I do – having my first ever true climax. Like an avalanche it sweeps me away and leaves me buried in a white cocoon of bliss, and when I emerge from it the world seems a different place. There is a new landscape now – old ideas are buried with little sense of loss, and I must find my own track across this reshaped terrain.For a moment, I lie back, spent and taken, and yet fulfilled beyond measure. You smile at me fondly, and use. .. them Pearly GatesOh you’ll l never get to Heaven ... in a Playtex bra ‘Cos a Playtex bra ... won’t stretch that farOh you’ll never get to Heaven ... with a bottle of gin ‘Cos St Peter won’t let ... no spirits inOh you’ll never get to Heaven ... on water skis ‘Cos the angels don’t ... like those hairy kneesOh you’ll never get to Heaven ... with powder and paint ‘Cos it makes you look ... like what you ain’tOh you’ll never get to Heaven ... in a strapless gown ‘Cos a strapless gown ... might.