." As we entered the house grandma shut the door behind us and I instantly noticed the smell of freshly made pancakes was in the air. We washed our ha...ds before sitting down to eat the nice breakfast grandma had made for us. Grandpa was almost always out in the casino or with his friends playing cards and such. He wasn't there that day to greet us as usual and we knew he was out before grandma mentioned it. I was super excited because I knew that whenever grandpa wasn't there it meant David and. ...It was made perfect. I sat there with my drink waiting for my movie. The lights went down, It was pitch black, a woman came on the screen explaining how she was cured and how to relax and It can happen for me too. She got married after therapy and now have 3 c***dren and she was pregnant as she spoke. The video had pictures of men and woman hugging kissing touching dancing talking laughing then....after my 3rd drink SEX. It was soft and sweet you could almost smell and feel the bodies. We’re going to die together!" Batman thought for a second. If the power plant blew up, it would take out half of Gotham, and contaminate the rest."I have an idea" he thought to himself. He pulled down The Joker’s pants and took out his trusty bat-lube. He spread it on his gloves and proceeded to show his fingers in The Joker’s ass."What the fuck?!" The Joker yelled."You left my no choice." Batman said as his shoved his entire fist into his ass. "I need to get that detonator." He pushed even. After a few minutes I said "Hel I wont bite why don't you come and sit by me." With some difficulty Hel got up and walked over to sit beside me.I wasted no time before putting me arm round her shoulders. Leaning in I kissed her. That first kiss was soft and ensitive and a brief touching of lips. "Ah that is one less inmy bank account, still plenty more left if you would like ot help me I would like to clear my account as soon as possible." "I'd like that." was her response.So I leaned over once.