He locked the door and we both tested to be sure, and he lowered the shade on the window next to the piano, and we were together, because together was...us, and we were oceans come together to small the world, as I put my hand in the small of his back and felt his wet shirt of yellow bay and his wet spine and I kissed him deeply, and he loved me, and there were only the hums of the a.c., deliciously cool, and the sounds distant and vague like steps up a mountain we never had to climb far away,. Be careful when you do this. Do not stop until the full fart has been expelled. Walk an extra 30 feet to make sure the smell has left your pants. You don't want to go back to your work area with lingering smells.-The Fly By: The act of scouting out a bathroom before pooping. Walk in and check for other poopers. If there are others in the bathroom, leave and come back later. Be careful not to become a 'Frequent Flyer. People may become suspicious if they catch you constantly going into the. The next day Mrs Mansfield came straight round at seven in the morning,I bottled up the courage to meet her, I got up at nine and went downstairs in my nightie finding her and Mark laughing in he kitchen. It wasmy laugh, hanging around him has been like standing in front of a mirrorfor two days."Mark who is this?" I pointed at his company, a older woman.Her smile took a small blow and she simply retorted, "Don't point dear,monkeys point." We are monkeys, apes are monkeys without a tail," was my. "Lean back and look at the crystal," he told her in a matter-of-fact voice ... not the tone of voice she expected to hear from a hypnotist at all. "Lean back and relax, please." Promise me that if you make me act like a chicken, you won't let me remember it," she said timidly."Relax."Okay, she told herself, here we go. She knew that he'd be able to see whether the muscles of her arms and hands were tense or relaxed, so as she leaned back, she visibly relaxed them for his benefit. And she knew.