But I was also pretty well off with insurance money and the small fortune I got from my settlement with the very wealthy drunk driver." I didn't have ...n education or training, though. I didn't know what to do next. I got a job at Sweet Nothings just so that I'd have something to do. I really needed to get out of the damn house. I worked there for about three years when the owner said she was going to have to let me go. She was going to close the store. She was retiring and hasn't been able to. “WHAT?”“That means nothing. It will be like doing sports. Just some meaningless humping. With a condom only, of course.”“You can’t be...”“You see, it’s a good deal. You get three times and I get only one.”“Sorry, I’m not interes ... Wait a moment...” I suddenly had a dreadful idea. “Am I the first husband to get this offer?”“What? No. Why are you asking? Paul and Tom have already accepted. Paul chose two nights with Bea and one with Tina. Tom wanted one night each with Bea, Tina and Angela.. I gave him a couple of more ticks in the ‘under control’ column. ‘Look, officer, she’s nothing but a fat bureaucrat hired because her old man is on the fuckin’ town council. She couldn’t fuckin’ rake leaves for a living if it wasn’t for that.’ I wasn’t giving any quarter at this point. ‘Mr. Matheson, is it your mission in life to piss off every single person in this town?’ he asked as he started to get a little aggravated. ‘Nope … just the assholes and she’s one of them.’ I spat. ‘She’s just. I pulled out and spun her around suddenly, surprising her. I caught her just so I could push her at the back of the chair. I stepped up and used my body to pin her to the chair that way, facing me. I was caught totally off guard when, staring into her red, tear streak cheeked face, she asked her next question in a sultry, passionate voice ?Are you going to fuck this whore's pussy now, Sir??My surprise was obvious, as I stopped in the middle of what I was doing, paused for a moment, and asked.