Even now, three years later, I often think back to those days. When I have time and want good solo-sex, I get lube and let my mind wander back to the ...ime when things got dirty in the bathtub. But let me start at the beginning.My ex of all people arranged our first night in bed. After the breakup, Lisa and I still kept in touch, and one Saturday evening, I visited her place. Vera was there too. Her long-term boyfriend had dumped her the day before, and in Lisa’s mind, her friend needed good sex. Flaps at one end, available online or in any sporting goods store anywhere. It was nominally waterproof, though neither David nor I wanted to put that claim to the test. The forecast was for overcast skies and overnight temps in the low 70’s, which was fine with David and me. The problem was Dad.“Be careful with that lantern, kids. Even though it’s impossible to catch anything on fire with it, your mom hates the idea of you having it out here. You know how she is about fire.”“I know how she is. " They're not mine, they're your mother's," I began, "and they're notfrilly..."She grabbed me and kissed me passionately, bending me over backwardslike Rhett Butler kissing Scarlett O'Hara. I realised I might missbeing Fifi after this.* * *The party was a great success. Since most of the guests were involvedin amateur theatricals to some extent, the costumes were impressiveand imaginative. Sally and I greeted everyone with trays of sparklingwine and pretended just to be waitresses. . "Yes, Danny?" Do you ever think about... you and I? When we were kids?" Sure I do," she laughed, "all the time. Don't you?" Yes," I went on, "but do you ever think about... you know... the time when we were teenagers and we..." Oh, look Danny," Ellen said excitedly, stopping and letting go of my arm so that she could point, "wild flowers. Just like we'd pick for Mom when we used to walk here."And she left me standing there as she ran straight into the sunny meadow filled with yellow, white and.