The Pioneers were too startled to react and were taken off guard, as the highlanders leapt from the top of the mounds onto them. Archers quickly start...d taking out anyone holding a musket, but five men in the carts took aim and dropped their targets. Once fired, the bayonets provided them with defence, but longer pitchforks made their way in and gored the riders with several deep holes. In less than fifteen minutes, every Pioneer was savagely killed whatever way could be done, whether slashed. Frischer warmer Ficksaft, der gute Sud des Weihnachtsmannes tropfte dem zierlichen Fickelfchen aus dem blutigen Löchlein.Ich winkte die geplagte Elfenmutter zu mir. Sie warf sich auf ihre knorrigen Knie und senkte demütig ihr Elfenhaupt, um meinen schmierigen Lümmel mit ihrem Elfenzarten Wichslippen zu säubern. „Tief rein in das Altweibermaul“, sagte ich triumphierend, während ich mit geringschätzenden Blick auf ihre Tochter deutete. „Sie ist schwach und jetzt wahrscheinlich schwanger!“ Ich. Wallace could feel it moving, like a woman would a normal c***d, except there was nothing normal about this c***d. He gripped his growing belly as it expanded to sizes he never thought possible for a man. In a matter of minutes, both husband and wife looked to be full term, and they both knew it when they each felt the urge to push. For Mrs. Wallace, it was nothing new, having given birth to three c***dren before, but for Mr. Wallace, it was terrifying to say the least. He felt the urge to take. I thought I was dead. I thought it was some incredibly vivid out-of-bodyexperience as I literally saw myself propped up on one elbow rubbing myhead. When my eyes caught my own, and I heard my voice cry out, I couldonly think I was living some terrible nightmare.Eventually, each of us asked if the other was ok. We both noddedsilently, surprised by the sound of our respective voices and feelingincredulously bewildered and detached from what was happening. Itprobably wasn't for a quite awhile.