"Like what?" the driver asked."We got stopped for speeding," Lenny explained, unable to come up with much of a better story in his condition."One of t...em cops a big guy, and the other one bigger, walks with a limp?" Yeah," Sherwin said. "Why the hell they aren't in a zoo someplace is beyond me."The driver of the pickup smiled. "Sounds like you done run into Harold and LeRoy. What'd they do, take you about six-eight miles up the two-rut south of the lake, dump you out, and let the bugs see if. There was a cabinet to my left, and a single bed with what looked to be rubber sheets. On the opposite side of the room, next to a black leather loveseat, were two velvet chairs.I placed my hand on her padded leather massage table and stared at her. “So…into strength training, are ya?” I asked. She had told me that she was not married and lived alone, but I suspected I had been lied to. I kept the stairs in sight and my ears keen. If I were about to be mugged and robbed, this was a strange way. She just gave an enigmatic little smile and crooked her finger in that universal sign that said, "come here."After the closet door closed, there was five minutes of dead silence. As I said, Fred was a shy one and I don't know if he and his girl ever kissed or what. When the one minute warning was given, there was the sound that could only have been a really good, smacking kiss. The door opened and Fred stumbled out first.Fred's face was beet red. There was lipstick on his lips and elsewhere. Tommy nodded, resigned to her refusal to have both ankles up and over.Was I disappointed? In a word, (yes). Because I was forbidden didn’t necessarily mean I wanted Tommy done likewise.In control once again, Girl folded her left leg to accommodate his mount, which she did reject one last time.“Now, Tommy, now you may place my left ankle, darling. You wouldn’t hurt Girl would you?”He was ready: “No, I will never hurt you.”“Girl.” My whispered warning for her physical well being.It was, rejected,.