Don acted like they were precious and he particularly liked that. “Do you mind if I just look at their pie holes for a few minutes longer before you...put the clamps back on?”“You can look until another customer pulls in. Then they have to get dressed,” he said.“Really?” Don pulled a twenty dollar bill out of his pocket and told Mike that he insisted. “I know you don’t want my money but this is the best birthday present anyone can get me.”“It’s your birthday?” Mike asked.“No, but in a few days it. He hadn't wanted to attract any attention to himself. Fortunately the shopkeeper was busy at the counter with a Miss Marple look-alike.Bentley didn't really recognise anything in the shop. There were things that looked like incense sticks, brightly coloured balls that could have been candles or bath soap, various vials of different liquids and crystals, lots and lots of crystals. Worthless New Age crap basically. He pretended to browse while surreptitiously checking out the girl behind the. He put the phone on speaker.Cricket answered on the third ring, “DAVE, I LOVE YOU.”“Hi Honey. I’m with a disbeliever about who I am and what I’m doing. Would you say a few words about you and the family? My friend’s name is Jessie Parker.”Cricket said “Well, I’m Cricket and I’m kind of Dave’s fifth wife. He has Alice, Pam, Heather, Julie, me, Scarlett, Nikky, JR, Tatiana, and Bridget. Julie and Alice are sisters, but he also loves the other sister Karen. Dave has about fifteen children, but not. ”“I’m on the London Eye.”“What? Why?”“Fancied a day in London. Hey, Bobby, you’ll never guess who I met on the train.”“Who?”“Do you remember that brunette in Ladz a couple of weeks ago that looked a bit like Buffy the Vampire Slayer?”“I think so. Nice tits, if I remember. But then, don’t they always?”“Sure. Well, she opposite me on the way up here.”“You’re joking? You sure it was her?”“Positive. I knew I’d seen her before, but couldn’t place her. So I asked her when we got in. She told me who.