" I almost fell over. "You're k**ding!" I answered, as I couldn't believe what she said."No, I'm serious. It's going to be a new experience for me. I...ve never been to one," she said, her smile never waivered."Tina, no one but perverts go to those things. Women, especially ladies, never go to adult cinemas." The butterflies in my stomach were overwhelming."Don't be silly. Women do go on occasion. Besides, you'll be there if I need protection, won't you?" she asked in her best shy tone."What. That was all that I could think about as I had my building constructed. My ‘Teahouse Of The August Moon.’I had it all thought out and designed. I had an Oriental designer help me decorate and furnish it. It was going to be a romantic restaurant for couples only. By couples I meant male and female couples. All of the waitresses were to be trained in the art of the ‘Tea Ceremony’ and were to speak both English and Japanese. I chose Japanese girls over Okinawa girls for their obvious beauty.I. I kissed her gently this time, holding the kiss, but keeping it gentle, with just a touch of tongue. As we broke our kiss, Katy whispered, “Justin, you are beautiful,” swallowing after she said it.A warm, sweet, longing feeling passed through me, after I heard those words. It was Katy who was the beautiful one here, I thought, yet, she had just used that word to describe me. She must have seen something in my eyes, because she nodded gently, and said, “I mean that, Justin.” She reached down. " I spoke to Diane's parents. "John and Marge," then tomine, "Mom and Dad," then to all, "We got switched. I am Jack, but I amin Diane's body. Diane is in mine."(Side note to readers. Jack was in Diane's body but acting like Jack.Diane was acting like Diane in Jack's body.)All of our parents said, "What? How? Why? When? Is this a joke?"Diane said, "As you all know, both Jack and I are archaeologists. Wewere on an expedition in the Mojave Desert. We were studying the Legendof the Yucca Man."My.