Then with a sexy husky voice and a wicked smile, she said “Michael it would be my pleasure – and perhaps yours as well.”I could see her smile br...ghten up her eyes.As I went to rise, she put her other hand on top of mine, leaned over, and said, “The best thing you could do with your lips is to kiss mine now.”That was not expected but brought a smile to my face. I leaned closer to see her eyes sparkling and lips slightly parted. I lingered just for a few seconds, then grabbed her hand and rushed. Surprise! I jumped into the flowing water right after him. ButI held a Lady Schick and a can of a lovely lavender scented shaving cream.Jim looked at me and smiled."Be careful with that thing, I don't want to go all the way to womanhood."Jim manfully endured losing all his bodily hair; chest, underarms, legs,and a cute cut around Jim Jr. which made me smile and Jim scowl. But nocomment from the peanut gallery, so stage one was a success.I told Jim to not to worry about totally drying his hair. He is quite hairy which is another fantasy for me. So one day we were laying down watching a movie and we started fake cuddling and I was enjoying I decided to make a move. I slid my hand down the blankets on the outside of his shorts, and touched his dick, which to my suprise it was getting hard, he didn't move me away or flinch so I kept rubbing it and he kept enjoying so I kept going and then I went inside his shorts and grabbed his hairy semi-hard cock and by this time. )MissPeaches: "Well tell me then, what do you weigh?"Soccermom: "I'm 148."MissPeaches: "(LOL) Oh god you're a pig, una gorda. Why am I wasting my time? From now on when you refer to yourself, I want you to preface it with 'this pig'. For example, "This pig weighs 148 pounds. I also want you to treat me with respect, I want you to call me Miss Peaches. Understand?"Soccermom: (gritting my teeth and thinking bitch) "Yes Miss Peaches."MissPeaches: "Good piggy, now I want you to pinch and pull those.