"That was Claire's chance to back off her defamatory statement. Would she?"It must have been a miracle every time I got pregnant. I did resort to usin... the turkey baster," laughed Claire. "Now there was something to fit between your legs! Sam's dick is so small he has to piss and follow the stream back to find it. Most men would probably think I'm tighter than a virgin after being with Sam for 24 years. If he didn't lick me, I'd never have an orgasm"The silence was deafening. My face felt like. I now had Becky’s bare arse before me.I stroked her buttocks softly and then moved my hand between her legs, where I discovered her swollen labia and the dampness of her pussy. As I ran my hand down her arse crack and over her anus, I allowed a finger to slide into her wet vagina. Becky moaned with pleasure as my finger reached into her vagina to find her cervix. As I fingered Becky, her moaning became louder and I could feel her body begin to tremble as her orgasm passed through her body.I lay. ”The cop said, “Don’t talk to me, talk to the chief when he gets in.”The driver says, “But I...”The cop says, “I’m not talking to you. Talk to the chief.”5 hours later, the cop checks on the cell and says to the guy, “Don’t worry, the chief is marrying off his daughter today. He’ll be in a good mood.”The guy says, “Don’t be too sure. I’m the groom.”What do you call a white bear that has sex with both male and female bears?Bi-polar.Why are tennis players such bad paramours?Because for them, Love. Her skirt was no better. It clung to her hips and ass, making it possible to clearly distinguish her rounded but well toned lower cheeks. "Oh, dear", Lou thought as she dove into her car,, " I hope no one saw me. That was practically indecent." She drove home and tried to smooth out and unstick her clothing but it was useless. She shivered as she pulled the car into the garage. Once in the house, she slipped out of her soaked clothes and toweled herself off in the bathroom . "What a storm!",.