I was in heaven! "Hi, may I help you miss?" said theshopkeeper to my mom. "Are you here to pick out some ballet outfitsfor your daughters?" No, miss..." replied my mom. "My son will be starting a class thisafternoon and needs to be outfitted with the necessary clothing." I see," she said, and as she approached me, she introduced herselfas Miss Ellen, my teacher. "Hello Taylor, I was so delighted to seethat a boy had registered for the class! I haven't had a boy in thepast 3 years. I'm so. .. No, excited by the smell of humans.I perform a quick prayer and we commence inspection of the subterranean tunnels. A problem that is compounded by my son Ivan squirming like a fish out of water.Present – Ben – Austin TexasThe damn mongrel herd of fat cows with the cattle prods and Tasers chase me and the damn yippee little dog into the building. The dog runs up a red ramp on the inside of the building to the first landing where the ramp reverses direction, then she sits down and barks at. 'Once again I come in here to find you've been taking things out of the cabinet and leaving them out. When I saw this cane lying on the table, the day after you received a good belting for the very same thing, I could only reach one conclusion; you want me to cane you. That a fair conclusion?'I nodded, hands clasped in front of me, the naughty schoolgirl pose accentuated by my short skirt and single ponytail. Jeff gazed at me without speaking or moving for at least thirty seconds. The. . Bua boli “ab toh tu jawan ho gaya hai.. Chote ki baat alag thi, aur ab toh kaafi jawan mard bann gaya hai tu” aur bua ki najre mere khade hue lund par thi..Mai bhi samjh gaya tha ki bua tayar hai.. Maine ab khukar kaha ” bua aap fir sai bachpan mai jaise nehlati thi waise nehela do mujhe.. Aapko bhi pata chal jaaega kitna farak aaya hai mujhmai.. ”Bus ye sunte hi bua ne mujhe baithakar nehelana shuru kar diya aur dheere dheere neeche pet tak aa gaya unka haath.. Meri excitement bhi badh ri.