.. and I know he won’t ask for directions.”A radioactive cat has 18 half-lives.A lonely frog goes to a psychic to find out about his future. The p...ychic tells him, “You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you.”The frog is thrilled and says, “This is great! Where will I meet her? At work, at a party?”“No,” says the psychic, “in a biology class.”Two chemists, a brunette and a blonde, walk into a bar.The brunette says, “I’ll have some H2O.”The blonde. Since I did not have any friends in the same building I used to hang out with her and go out for lunch and coffee breaks together. I came to know that her husband is a marine engineer and since she was on an assignment in china, she had to leave her kid with her in-laws in kerala so she was all by herself in Chennai. One day she was wearing a top which had a low cut and her cleavage was visible especially when she was sipping the coffee with her elbows pressing her boobs from the side. I could. As expected, I prepare the books for the shop. Patti usually makes a deposit once a week, so it's not uncommon for her to have several thousand dollars in cash by the end of the week."Patti, you can't keep so much cash in the register every night. You're just asking for someone to come in and rob you. Anyone walking by can see in the window; they can see what you have and where you hide it." Well, what am I supposed to do? I can't get to the bank until Friday after closing; I'm just too busy. .aur waiter gaya gate lagate hii hum dono ek dusre pe tut pade.. dono ne phle khade khade hi lip kiss kiya karib 2 se 4 min tk lip kiss karne k bad hum dono bed pe gire and phir se lip kiss kiya ab mai bardasht nahi kar pa raha tha aur lip kiss karte karte ,maine apna ek hath uske left boobs pe rakha and dabane laga….aur phir dhire dhire kiss chod boobs tak aa gaya and upar se hi dabane laga uski to aankhe band thi aur mera sath de rahi rhi. phir maine dhire dhire uski sadi aise hi niche se.