Anyway, I was conscripted into volunteering against my better judgement and had to promise to be shipped off upstate for the entire month of July as a...substitute counselor to the Girl Scout camp.My mom gave me a long lecture about not getting involved with any of the campers who would all be in the sixteen to eighteen age bracket and liable to be a bit inquisitive about the mystery between a man's legs. I had to laugh at the way she put it and the fact she was assuming I didn't know much about. "I know you like me 'fine'. Why do you not like me more?" I can't describe what she did just then. A tiny shift, a little stretch. But I had no doubt it was deliberate, and it left me uncomfortably aware of her body. Her spectacular, inhumanly limber body...Mouth suddenly dry, I popped the tab on the can and chugged a sip. "Val, I..."She interrupted again, almost offended. "You cannot have missed my signals."I grimaced. Hope that I might bluff through this was dwindling, but... "You flirt with. If she was destroyed I wasn't far behind.Back where they had just left a blonde woman was hitting the wall pissed off, "{Ad! Kak, chert voz'mi, ya propustil? Chert, chert, chert!}" (Hell! How the hell did I miss? Damn, hell!)The leader was looking at the scene wondering the same thing himself. A moment later an evil glint came to his eye as a thin smile crossed his lips. So this was actually going to be a challenge! Looking over to the smallest of the crew he walked over to the man."Did you get. And then the most surprising thing happened - a Spetsnaz team flew into the room. It should have been great publicity but the Major decided to fight them? And even worse, he was getting his ass kicked!Flashback – JensI'm watching the interview with Daddy and can even understand a little of the Russian and translate some for Daddy. Then a bunch of Russian soldiers come into the room and Ben's Major starts fighting them. I giggle because he was getting beat up on international television. Daddy.