You weren't." You sure about that?" How long have you had your boat?" A couple of months." You had a professional captain?" Yeah ... I don't know anyt...ing about sailing." I never would have guessed." I joined the race to give the boy something to write his 'What I did on my Summer Vacation' paper on." I'd say he has an experience that's better than summer camp." Yeah, Well ... I guess I'd better get back to racing." Doesn't matter, you're disqualified." Huh?" When the examiner checked your boat. As the door hit me in the ass I heard my wife yell, “Oh come on Clive, it was just a joke.”Only steps away from my car there was desperation in her voice, “Clive? Clive! Where are you going?” I let my middle finger do my talking for me as I drove away.By now you’re probably wondering what the hell was going on. Since you asked, I had just walked in after spending a week on the road for my company playing hatchet man; a job I despise with my entire being, even if it did pay very well. My company. A young lad on his bike wolf whistled her, as he noticed her freely bouncing breasts. I’ve still got it, she thought to herself. Watch out Mabel, here comes Sexy Sue Sanderson to fuck you senseless. Mabel heard the doorbell and went to answer the door. Her welcoming smile for Sue faltered, when she saw it was Alison standing there. Her face was white, and it was obvious that she had been crying. ‘Oh No Alison, please don’t tell me that there’s something wrong with your pregnancy,’ begged Mabel. She moaned and said "You like the taste of champagne, don't you? Have you ever drunk it like this?"He barely seemed to realise what she had said but quickly came round and then knelt in front of her, a leg spread either side of his head, before he lowered his mouth to her cunt. I know just how much she loves oral sex and she obviously enjoyed this. The guy was really getting into it and seemed to be licking away for all his worth. Judging from the intensity of her moans he had apparently found.