I parked the car and grabbed a blanket out of the trunk. I always kept a blanket in the trunk along with a jacket and long pants. Here in the Bay Area... you never know what kind of weather you're going to get, so it pays to be prepared. The blanket comes in handy for those "emergency" picnics. I really hadn't been on a picnic in years, but had never bothered to take the blanket out of the trunk. On this day it seemed fortuitous to have left it in the trunk all that time.I found a blank spot on. " she said coldly, backing away from the advancing brute."I think that these circumstances are a bit different, Miss Morgan," he replied. "Perhaps we can look on this as a preliminary audition." I am afraid that I cannot perform for you without an advance... for my own professional protection, you understand."Boss Carl stopped in his tracks. This woman was different! So, he thought grimly to himself, she was parrying his every attack. In that case, he decided, he might as well move on with all. After an hour and a half of dancing and singing, I was finally free to go back stage. Amanda was constantly bouncing by my side (please understand that Amanda is a bit strange, and always hyper). She twirled my curls around her fingers and giggled. ‘Can I help you?’ I asked with a smile. ‘Only if you let me undress you with my teeth.’ She giggled and finally calmed down. ‘I’ll take a rain check. Why are you so excited?’ ‘If only you knew…’ With those last words, she danced off to find Matt. I. “I can’t do it,” she says, “You see, I’m a transvestite.”The man is aghast. He swerves violently off the road, and pulls the car to a screeching halt.“You fucking cheat!” he screams. “You’ve been playing off the ladies’ tees all week.”Q: How do you know when you’re really ugly?A: Dogs close their eyes when they’re humping your legMemories from Chuck B ‎When I was in an all-boys high school, back during World War II, there was a fellow student with the surname of Cherkov. You can imagine how a.