"Ladies ladies! calm down! Theres enough of Alex to go around now!" I tired to say smoothly, however being my horrible-with-the-ladies self, referred ...yself in third-person. The two girls bitched to eachother for a while untill the end-of-the-day bell rang."Hey Alex, you know theres a dance coming up Friday?" Taylor askedStephanie ran up beside her "Yeah! I wanted to know if you wanted to go." I heard a "you bitch" from Taylor under her breath as she looked away, and so I tried to. "That whole fusion thing is about getting huge amounts of energy out of tiny amounts of hydrogen. You guys better run some numbers." Yeah," Dan 2.0 added. "This one might be outside the scope of things we build in the back room." Okay," I said, glancing at Cindy. "But it does sound interesting." Bears investigation," Cindy giggled. "Might put Terri on it." Don't threaten us," Dan 2.0 said, laughing.The truth is, we had a lot of irons in the fire. The purely academic pressure changed when they. I agreed meekly to this arrangement, which is why I am here, about to enter a transvestite club on the Earls Court Road, fully transformed into my female persona, Pippa. In my hand I hold a sheet of paper and, have instructions that I must show it to anyone that I speak to, once inside the club.The paper reads as follows:I have been instructed to show this to anyone I talk to. Please read it thoroughly. Please note that the woman you are talking to is actually my husband. He is known as Pippa. Phir thodi der k baad highway par chad kar usne apna face dikhaya. Dikhne me mast thi bahut gori nahi thi lekin uska figer mast tha.Mene flower diye usne thankyou kiya hum ne ekdusre ka hath pakad liya aur normal bate kar rahe the. Phir hotel me poch gaye mene bola car mehi betho me room ki chabi lekar aata hu fir sidha room me chale jayenge. Me car se utra chabi lene k liye chala gaya. Phir mene chabi li room dekha aur car k pas gaya. Susmita ko bola sidha mere piche piche chale aao. Aur hum.