.. you know ... Discover Your Own Potential.But people don't like to talk about masturbation. And worse still, people don't THINK about how complicate... it is, or how important it can be to do it right.So I decided to write down some thoughts, so that, the next time you contemplate Wrestling the Bald-headed Champ (if you're a guy) or Paddling the Pink Canoe (for you gals), you can do a better job at it.As my primary pen name suggests, I am not inexperienced with the concept of Battling the. This was not the first such call and I knew I would listen and feel shame every second of this torture."Ted? You still there?" His familiar voice had gotten firmer, demanding.Finally, "Yes, I am here." Why can I never be my own man?Another chuckle. "I knew you would not desert me Ted. Your such a fucking wimp - that is why your wife is over here right?" It was a rhetorical question and stayed silent. "Now listen carefully OK 'wimp'?"The phone became silent and then bumped a couple of times. I hadn't heard from you and I wasn't sure if you were ok or not. How are things going anyway?" Well, John has shown me how to do so much more than I knew how to do before I came here honey. I never realized that there was so much more to know. He has actually said that he is proud of me and my accomplishments these last few days. I think that I am going to get that promotion when I get back home dear." WOW. That's great Carol. I am so proud of you too. I hope that you are real happy in your new. If I can’t get the real thing, this will have to do. He tells me to lay back on the bed, close my eyes and let him do the work. I put the handfree headset on the phone, lay down, close my eyes and let this unknown man with the deep sexy voice talk to me. He starts by telling me how he would kiss my lips. Slow, deep, soft passionate kisses. I could actually feel his lips upon mine. His tongue slowly tasting my mouth, my tongue, my lips. He says, ‘Can you feel me baby? Feel my tongue tasting.