Why do you want to know?" Just curious. There are a couple of secretary's where I work that I would really like to plank and I was talking with a guy ... work with about it. He laughed and told me that the only way I would ever get to them would be to drug them. I'd forgotten the conversation until I heard you talking to your friend." Would you do it if you could?" I don't really know. I mean fantasizing is one thing, but actually doing it? I don't know. But it doesn't matter because I wouldn't. I was fascinated by it so much so, with the help of my mother, who taught sex education, I read back on all the authorities who preached about it's effects, from Blindness, epilepsy, fainting spells, infertility, and stunted growth all the way to Dr. Kellogg, whose Corn Flakes were meant to curb the desire and the hypocritical President Clinton, who fired his surgeon general, Jocelyn Elders, all because she wanted to teach about the joys of masturbation to c***dren, maybe Bill did not want. “Of course” I opened the door and she stepped onto the porch and fell into my arms. We held each other then tentatively and then passionately locked our lips in a deep, spicy kiss. The first one in 20 years or so. “Ummmm, “ I said. “Still, here—now? Why?” She said she was back in town for a wedding and had ditched her entourage for the night. “So I thought I’d stop by…” And she hugged me tightly again, initiating a version of the Time Warp embrace complete with pelvic thrust and grind. No more. The story which I am going to share with you is 100% true which happened between me and my mom whether to believe it or not I live up to you. This is not a story but real life incident which even today going on between me and mom now let me tell you about my family. In my family we are 3 members its my dad, mom and myself my dad is a Muslim and mom Christian and it was their love marriage so they were away from their families and it was against their wish so they started staying in a rented.