And these guys are going to be entrusted to pay for my pension? They can barely count for god's sake. I turn away from the window, my twice-daily just...fication for the world’s plight dispersing to stained-magnolia terraced flats and overgrown semis.Smoothing down my latest purchase, I head to the kitchen for a brew. A glimpse in the corner of my eye stops me in my tracks, yes I have mirrors everywhere. Sue me. And yes I look hot! Well in my rose-tinted eyesight at any rate. A girl sees what she. With deft fingers, she fastened the bar connector on the cheap ball chain and took a step back.“There,” she said. I willed myself to act right, and so I managed to turn toward her and smile, thanking her with a stupid, single nod while clutching the warm keys that were safely on my person once again. She smiled in return, and I could see the amusement was back in her eyes, and maybe, just maybe, a little too much interest. I. Jacobs smoothed those tapered hands down the front of her. Of course, he wanted me to pop my boob out, too. I did. It was for charity so I thought it was okay. Next thing I know, Willis pledges a donation the same as Billy. He’ll donate $100 for everyone who takes a picture with me with my one boob out. Dolores and I were there forty minutes with people willing to donate another one, maybe two, hundred dollars more to charity just to touch my nipple or hold my boob. Willis made darn sure my wedding ring was in every picture, too. The bastard.You won’t. ’ ‘You sure were a mess when you left.’ ‘Sam, I wasn’t really mad at you. I was mad at Roscoe of course, but mostly I was so frustrated because I can’t figure how he’s getting out. For the third time I pushed on his cat door and it’s still fastened shut and I know he isn’t getting out between my legs when I open the door. It’s like he’s a magician.’ ‘He’s one slick cat, that’s for sure. I told Wendy…you remember her don’t you?’ ‘Yes, you introduced her to me maybe a month or two ago, not too.