After three classes of kids I was in agony and skipped lunch to go to the faculty bathroom. I locked the door and dropped my pants to sit on the pot.... As badly as I had to go I had to strain to get that big thing expelled from me. When it finally popped out of me it was followed by watery diarrhea and loud farts. Mama had obviously pumped me full of air while she was pumping that vegetable in and out of my ass. I stood up and looked down in the toilet bowl and shuddered. I knew I had to. Canada whores are WOW WOW WOW!! I thought the Alaska ones were great looking until I saw these hookers working the streets. Models or movie star caliber. One was Ginger with MASSIVE tits and a body to die for. The first time I saw here she was dressed in a long mink coat and as I was trolling for my next fuck I drove past her. And as I drive by she opens up her mink coat and has nothing but panties and a bra on. FUCKING STOPPED right there and picked her up and she became a regular fuck. Oh well, I didn't want to celebrate it anyway.So here I sat, early Saturday night, nothing planned and not much on TV. It was only 7 pm but it was dark and cold outside. I probably wouldn't see a member of my family until Monday sometime. Shit! I'm alone, horny and fucking board! OK, that's the way it is. The house is clean, the bills are paid, my family is gone and I want to fuck! So as I sit back on the couch I pondered my options. One, I could go out to a bar and pick up a stranger. Two, I. My focus always been getting women from outside the internet. Know why? Because women on the internet have all the power. Unless you are well known, you'll struggle on the internet. When I meet a woman in public she's in my territory. I don't have to friend request her. Don't have to wait 5mins for a reply. No one-word replies. I get to look her dead in the eyes and observe all of her mannerisms and body language right then and there. Chicks are not the same when they are away from the.