* A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it is two tired.* What’s the definition of a will? (It’s a dead give away.)* Time flies like an arrow... Fruit flies like a banana.* In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes.* She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off.* A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.* If you don’t pay your exorcist, you get repossessed* With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.* The man who fell into an upholstery. I said "Oh, shit. I never thought of that. If I screw Sara you'd be left with, with our son. Christ. That's' pretty much out of the question. I mean me fucking our daughter in law is a lot different than a k** screwing his mother. God I'm so sorry I got us involved in this crap. I guess we'd better call Carol and tell her to forget it and give Sara a free pass. I know you enjoyed Carol so if you want we can keep seeing her okay but we'll just forget about the k**s."We entered the house and went. I resign myself to the fact that there’s no turning back, and the fact that if I refuse to do this with her, I’ll go temporarily blind … from a plasma burst, not the other way, moron JI lie back upon my back, and start to undo the buttons on my jeans; I figure that she’s able to do the zip for herself. I can hear as she starts to tug the zipper down, and I’m so engorged with blood that it frightens even me. I call out her name. "Jubilee…" Yes, Logan?" She smiles at me seductively and I know. I took a second to think and then brought a big bowl on the dining table. I lifted her and made her sit on the dining table then slowly with my shaky hands I tried to unhook her blouse one by one.I was amazed by the fact that although she wasnt wearing a bra how perfectly her tits were holding up inside her blouse.As I unhooked the last button of her blouse I looked up at her lovely face. She looked so sweet and innocent that moment. I said everything is gonna be fine. She and I looked at each.