. You didn’t put any money in the poor box!’ The Irishman replied, ‘Yeah, but I rubbed the $50 on the box, and according to you, that’s the sa...e as putting it in!’Lemon Squeeze There once was a religious young woman who went to Confession. Upon entering the confessional, she said, ‘Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.’ The priest said, ‘Confess your sins and be forgiven.’ The young woman said, ‘Last night my boyfriend made passionate love to me seven times.’ The priest thought long and hard. "You can use the WIFI named Jackknife and the password write22," he said with a smile."I do appreciate it. At least I can check my email now," I didn't mention the other things I could do with the connection. For instance I could watch the TV shows from the previous day from all over the world. Sure I could also watch the worlds best porn, if there was such a thing. I chose a cop show from Sweden before I found one from New York City. I fell asleep after that 1 am.Saturday after breakfast I. I smile at her and say “It doesn’t matter to me if we do anything. I just like being around you.” She smiles and give me another hug, which is a feeling i will never get tired of. As we are are all tired, we all head to bed. Since its pretty hot, i sleep with my shirt off and just some basketball shorts on. Mia only has on a shirt and some lace panties on Her roommate falls asleep pretty quickly and me and Mia just lay there cuddling and talking. Her soft skin rubbing on mine sends chills. It is due to the weather and she said looking at my crotch. I had a huge hard on while flirting with her. Cunningly she said I know your hard on must be due to the weather and I snatched this opportunity to hit on.I said no and it’s for you and she swallowed a lump of saliva with my answer out of surprise. I was looking at the coffee but I could see she was looking at the crotch. I disturbed her vision with a cup of hot coffee. So how was the journey? She asked me to divert from the situation..