Is she pregnant?"Ned winced. "Where did you learn language like that? No I haven't, and no she isn't, or if she is it has nothing to do with me. All I...did was ask her out which seems to some people to be a major crime." I learnt that sort of language from you! And I'm going to find out all about it and tell mother. Then you'll be for it."Susan flounced out as Ned said. "Yes, you do that, then she'll know I'm innocent."The next morning at school Ned joined the group around the fire in their form. Shotti korey bolo to baba, oke pochhondo hoyechhe to? Ebaar aamay kotha boltei holo. Aapni je meyer maa, taakey opochhondo hobey keno? Boro nishchinto holaam baba. Aamar kintu aapnar birudhhey naalish aachhey. Ki naalish? Aapnar meye boro laajuk. Koi aapni to taa non? Biyer porer shokaaley Kemon aamay nijer mone korey bajare niye giyechhilen, richshaw te paachhe aamar kono koshto hoy tai nijer kaachhe tene niyechhilen. Aami maayer kaachhe aapnar golpo korey mone mone bhishon khushi hoyechhi.. I know some of you are not over 60. I sent it to you to allow you to forward it to those who are. I figured your sense of humor could handle it.We senior citizens don't need any more gadgets. The TV remote and the garage door remote are about all we can handle.No virus found in this message.This one is from LarryRaising ChildrenWhenever your kids are out of control you can take comfort from this thought.After creating heaven and earth, God created Adam and Eve.And the first thing he said was:. Wow Rick had worked out and showered and was now in a t shirt and pants with no underwear as was his preference .He liked to swing free of an evening .He showed Kira to the bathroom and left her to bathe occasionally hearing the water splash .He began to fantasize about her laying naked in his bath.After a while he knocked gently and said "I am prepping a drink==would u like anything" ."Something long and cool like you" she shot back. Sassy Rick thought .After what seemed an eternity she.