So here I am again sitting at the kitchen table and guess what? I have ‘the’ shoes on. Then I thought about trying to walk about a bit and venture... into the garden. ‘Is there no end to this torture and cramp and constipated duck walk?’ I asked myself as I tried to capture this crippling event on camera, believe you me trying to look glamorous, whilst trying to balance, is an Oscar winner in itself. Now the thing is this, I’m now in the kitchen with my backside firmly planted and have actually. “I looked into them a few months ago, when you first mentioned their name. You can’t buy them. The company isn’t publicly traded. By the way, they aren’t in Redmond, but in Bellevue.”Damn! That was right! They moved to Redmond later! “It’s just a different Seattle suburb. Anyway, that just means I can’t buy them on the stock market. We can offer to invest, however. When they do an IPO, we make a small fortune. That’s if we sell. If we hold our shares, we make an even bigger fortune down the. After a brief pause she continued with, “And oh, I am sorry, I haven’t introduced myself. Isn’t it funny, we’ve been traveling together on that bus for months now and we don’t even know each others names. Anyway, I am Rhonda, Rhonda Mead and my younger sister is Sally Mead. I am also only fourteen years old and I just so much want to be a Nudist now. I didn’t realize that until Sally started poking at your ‘sausage’. That’s why I had that little outburst ... sorry ‘bout that ... and seeing you. Sarah’s job as a nurse often had her working on the weekend like this but now instead of finding it just boring I absolutely hated it. I went over the photos again and again until I almost had them memorized and then did the same with the video. All this seemed to do was make the rest of my day worse to the point that I almost put my fist through the screen sitting on the table in front of me.As the day wore on and on I often went back to watch the video again until every second seemed like an.