" Stephen gave his mother a sly grin before taking one of her hands and guiding it to the bulge in his pants."Stephen! You have a hard-on already? Jus... how much do you want to fuck me, anyway?" You have no idea, Mom. How about a quick one?" Ohhh, how I would love it. But I'm afraid we both need to get ready. And I really don't want to start something I can't properly finish. Just try to keep that in your pants, no matter how hot Lorenz makes you." Alfred Lorenz and partner Hiram Bradley were. . "My darling Harry here has gone through hell this last year and more. She and I have between us done something your fucking useless army could never have achieved in a million sodding years. And our reward is that we be forced to wear CLOTHES! I've never heard of such base fucking ingratitude. We don't either of us intend wearing a stitch of clothing as long as we remain in this country of yours!" Even at the press conference? The world's media are soon going to be here in force, you know.". Jack was in no hurry. He could touch, squeeze, caress, lick, tease and nibble like this forever. By this time, he was kneeling on the seat next to her and occasionally glancing around to make sure they were not observed. So far so good, but he could only wonder how far this could go in the front seat of a small truck. As if in answer to his thoughts, she found the lever and leaned her seat back all the way. Jack lay across the padded console with his face between her breasts, looking up at her. Why did the Detroit Lions hire two nuns and a prostitute for the new season?Because they needed two tight ends and a wide receiver.Why are clams like women?When the red tide comes, you don’t eat them.How does a man know when he’s eaten pussy well?When he wakes up in the morning and his face looks like a glazed doughnut.Did you hear about the new video game for women only, called Dick-Man?You put a quarter in and get fucked.I’ve got a joke so funny it’ll make your breast fall off:Oh ... I see.