" One moment, sir. I'll see if he's awake." He's been on duty all night." Sir?" Chartres whispered."Yes?" It's the District Game Warden, sir," the yeo...an said."I'll take it in here, Yeoman," I said.The switch in connections took place, I picked up the phone."Ensign Olsen. This had better be important." Don't you people have boats of your own," I was reasonably pissed. This was uncalled for."I'll put it to you straight, Warden. Those kids are responsible for me making Ensign and I will NOT. He looked up and saw the top of the mirrorlooking much further away than it was a few minutes ago. BEEP - 4'! "OHMY GOD! I AM FOUR FUCKING FEET TALL!!!!!" he yelled out loud in alittle girl's voice. Completely caught off guard by the sound of hisvoice, he placed both hands over his mouth and his eyes were as big assaucers.BEEP - 3' 11" the display read! "I ENTERED THE 3 FOOT RANGE???!! HOWSMALL AM I GOING TO BE!?!?" he shouted again in a little girl's voice.He felt completely helpless as the. He sweeps me up into his powerful arms and he kisses me. He reaches around behind me and he starts to slowly and erotically unzip the back of my dress. He seems to have gained the sexual confidence that I've been hoping he possessed. I reach down and tug his belt open. “Are you going to take my shirt off?” He quickly slips back into his sexual uncertainty. “No,” I tell him, slightly annoyed again with his questions that make him seem sexually inexperienced. “Right now, I’m just opening your. Then I turned and looked at her. I smiled again and turned back to my drink. She poked me in the ribs. "I hate it when people laugh at me." She turned a picked up her drink. When I saw her shift to get up, I turned to her and spoke. "I would have never guessed that about you. But I can imagine how you would look and the thought is very stimulating." She sat back down and looked at her glass. "Guessed what?" I turned in my seat and stared at her. Shirley kept looking at her glass. Fred came over.