‘Sounds fun and exciting! I’ve never traveled anywhere exotic like that. Hawaii and Mexico don’t count. Why Vienna?’ ‘I guess you could say ...ecause I’ve never been there before.’ ‘So how are your wife and kids?’ ‘The boys are great. My wife and the boys are actually on a cruise this week. She and her sisters decided to take my mother in law on a birthday cruise of sorts. They are actually coming into port tomorrow night.’ ‘Your wife has been gone all week?’ ‘Yes, she has…..’ ‘So what have you. Main aagaya maa ki choot ko zoro say daba raha tha phir maa boli beta mujhay tera loura lag raha hai main shock howa phir maa boli kay main janti hoon kay to roz meray ki muth maarta hai or mujhay chodna chahata hai tera baba to sirf ek baar hi chodta hai chal aj to jo chahay apni is maa kay saath kar lay chahay to mujhay randi bana chahay chinal chahay apni rakhail main kush howa or maa kay boobs jor say dabanay laga maa aahhhmmooohhhii karnay lagi phir main nay maa nay maa say kaha maa apnay. We had first planned to have Alka’s 21st birthday celebration at my place as my parents had gone to our native place and I was staying alone at home.But the problem was how to get Akash there? And he was the main part of the show. But they say even the universe sometimes backs your plans.It was once again Akash who told us the good news. His Maalkin was going to visit her sick uncle for 2 days in another city in an emergency, and because Alka had her last exam paper on her birthday, she would. I was sorting some paperwork when the bellman came back down and walked over to the desk where I was standing. He was laughing as he said softly, not wanting to be overheard, "Well, your Mister Weber was an interesting gent. He asked me if there might be any available women in the hotel that he might hook-up with or pay for and he specifically asked me about you, Kelly, you." "You're kidding, right?" "Scout's honor, he asked me with your name, Kelly. Maybe he thinks you have a sideline? Could.