‘OUCH!’ he gasped, grabbing his leg and hopping up and down on the other. Kevin doesn’t balance well. Unlike Webbles, he wobbles and falls down.... ‘Miss me?’ I asked shifting the bag to one hand so he could see that I was past the angry phase of our last encounter and had moved on to sweet revenge. ‘What the fuck! Are you on your period or something?’ No, PMS is a Pre-menstrual, dumbass. ‘I saw you and thought I’d say hello. Hello.’ Come on, give me another reason to kick you while you’re down.. I figured when you saw my cute little ass you would act like a bull with a red flag. I just didn't think you'd be quite as wild. And when you took off like that, it really threw me for a loop. I had to leave a message with Aunt Peg to make sure they all spent the night so I had some time to handle you."The whole subject of fate, predestination and free will was swirling around in my head. I felt like I was just a puppet and Les held the strings. "Mom." Oh yeah, Mom. She's been great. She's. ”“I did make that one big one when you first came back to Chicago. I should have skipped the church service.”“That was just a misunderstanding on both our parts,” Bethany said. “We miscommunicated.”“But I’d promised you that we’d be together when you came back.”“True, but it was selfish of me to think that you should change all your plans based on the day I picked. But forget that, it’s water under the bridge, as you said. You really have been making good decisions and good choices in almost. I was told that when they saw me, they fell in love with me. They decided to adopt me. Of course, I don't remember too much of my life way back then. I do remember being happy that I was finally going to have a real mom and dad.After about a year later, wouldn't you know it. Mom got pregnant. They say 'If you can't have kids, then adopt one and then the kids will start coming.' Eventually, I had a little sister. Thinking back I didn't know whether I was happy or jealous. She was the cutest.