I found her very attractive, but I certainly hadn't been hit by love at first sight.Since Diane had asked me to dinner, I adopted the "new man" approa...h and deferred to Diane. She had chosen a stylish Italian restaurant. When the waiter offered the wine list to me, I indicated that this was the lady's evening and asked him to address her. When it came to conversation, I had a technique to make it flow easily, that I had learned in the Navy. I called it my "cocktail party" technique.Every time. Six months ago I was shaving in the mirror when my mum walked in on me, I was totally naked but that didn’t spot her, she was putting the towels away in the airing cupboard, then turning to me she said that she liked to see smooth men, I was a little taken back because I had just earlier shaven off all my pubic hair, did she mean my smooth shaven chin or my smooth cock area, whatever, it set things I motion that in time gave me the urge to be with my mum, and I don’t mean sitting at the dining. It will be very good.” I told her.“How did you know? Did anyone did it to you before” she asked.“No, my friend have told. His wife will not sleep without sucking it every day” I told.“Chi, how did your friend told this to you. There is no privacy.” She asked.“She also sucks when she is in periods. She will not allow him to fuck at that time but will not leave it without sucking.” I added to my statement.“Please stop talking about your friend and her wife and promise me that you will not tell. . you know, like my folks and my counselor. They, of course, took me to "professionals" who asked the sort of questions you'd expect: "Just what do the voices tell you to do, Wendy?" Sigh. Everybody sort of naturally assumed I was nutso. And, of course, not one of those professionals believed it when I explained that the voices didn't really "tell me" anything at all. I couldn't even understand what they were saying! It was sort of like being at a concert before it started, you know? When.