This New Years eve my friend Roni (short for Veronica) asked me to come out to Chandler (suburb of Phoenix) and spend the evening with her. She said t...at her and another couple, Sue and Dave, were going out to Stone and Vine a popular Italian Restaurant and bar. Honestly, I wasn't feeling my best with a bit of a sour stomach but I decided to go anyway. I am so glad I did. I left my place around 18:00 and drove the approximately 45 minutes from where I live in Phoenix to Roni's house in. My mind raced back to Fiona's advice, her words echoing around inside my head, "don't worry, you'll figure out what they are for later!"There was one more item at the bottom of the bag in a long box. I reached down and picked it up, curiously. "Oh my god!" I mumbled quietly to myself.It was a thick 8-inch realistic cock! "What the fuck was I supposed to do with this?" I thought, racking my brain for an answer. Curiously I opened the lid, reaching in and pulling it out of the box. It was wrapped. She walked to her desk which was adjacent to mine and put down her briefcase. As she sat down and picked up the sheets of paper on her desk she let out a small shriek.“Eurgh! What’s this?”I quickly walked and found the source of the problem. Whilst beating my penis I had accidentally shot semen onto Jen’s desk too! And now she had it all over her hands.“Oh I’m so sorry about this. You have no idea how embarrassed I am. I’ll help you clean it up.”I was about to get a few tissues when Jen’s voice. MOM AaaaaUuuuuuuuChhhhhh…….RAJ: Mom, aaj to teri chut mai khaa jaungaMOM Raj, mere bête, tu jo karna chahe vo kar sakta he. Kyunki ab jab tak mai tere bache ki maa nahi ban jaati, mai sirf teri hi hu. Ab kisi aur se nahi chudungi. Abse sirf tu hi mera Pati hey, tu hi mera Maalik hey aur tu hi mere honewale teesre bache ka baap banega. Abse mai teri Maa nahi par MAAL hu. Jaisa chahe istemal kar mujhe. Abse mai tumhari hokum ka gulam hu, teri paaltu kutiya hu, teri rakhel hu, aur sirf teri hi.