She had met this guy online...they?d chatted a lot, seemed to get on, had similar interests and tastes...and seemed to be mutually compatible when it ...ame to sex....but they?d never actually met.Then, one day he said that he wanted to meet her...to take her to a party. He said that he was going to send her something she would need and that it was quite a posh do so she would need to wear an evening dress.The next day a parcel arrives....its from Agent Provocateur....it?s beautifully. Confucius Say:To reuse a condom, turn it inside out and shake the f*ck out of itConfucius Say:Men screw with dicks; women screw with minds.Confucius Say:Masturbation is a solo played on a private organ.Confucius Say:Mother’s Day comes nine months after father’s day.Confucius Say:A kiss is just shopping upstairs for downstairs merchandise.Confucius Say:It’s all right to sit on your pity pot every now and again. Just be sure to flush when you’re done.Confucius Say:Killing two birds with one stone. After a few minutes of licking and kissing each others softening cocks Matt laid the same way as me and we just hugged not talking as we fell asl**p. In the morning I woke up with a start and realised immediately what we had done and felt both shame and then sexual excitement as I looked at Matt’s naked body and his already hard cock that was touching my leg as he slept. When Matt woke up we talked a little about what we had done the night before as he gently played with my nipple and again I. I had enough of her so I turned around and said, as a matter of fact I was watching an orgy of hot blondes getting fucked. Her response took me off guard, awesome let me see!Up until that point we had never spoken about porn or what the other person has done in the bed with someone else. I could only attribute her response to her being at her wits end of containment. I responded to her that it would gross her out and I wasn’t going to show her. She jumped up and walked over and said, come.