The game has started - on TV and at home."Babe? What are those?" Well, let's see - nipple clamps, a flogger, a vibrator, and a big dildo," I answer no...chalantly, as I finger my new playthings. I made sure the dildo was a little bigger than his cock just for extra giggles. Hee hee"No, I know what they are. I mean what are you doing with them?" he asks still sporting a bewildered look on his handsome face."Oh, well, I bought them to play with while you watch your basketball games. Don't mind me,. THE FLASHBACKWhen I graduated high school, I was, all things being equal, probably the biggest nerd in our class. I was about 5'1" -- tops. Maybe 125. Maybe. And it never occurred to me to get contacts, so I sported these godforsaken coke bottle glasses. It was a gruesome time, and I was miserable. It's hard to explain, but I seriously thought getting a girlfriend was a pipe dream. Remember when you were a kid, and you would think about how far-fetched it would be to grow up to be a. I drank a lot of beer on that deck and would smoke pot back there . The deck was not noticeable from the front of the house as it was pretty secluded. I had a job where I was always working on the weekends and my days off were Mondays and Tuesdays. So it was on a Monday my day off I was drinking a few beers getting stoned listening to some music back there. I was going through a dry spell of pussy. It had been a few weeks sense I had my cock in a pussy so I was horny. It was around noon I went. "Ashley just giggled and asked him what flavor he thought she was. “That’s gonna depend on the color of your panties, sweetie,” Mike replied then proceeded to carry her to his room, smacking her booty along the way. You got a fine ass, baby.” “Do it again.” “You like it?”“Oh yes, professor. I’ve been a very naughty girl.” “Then you are definitely in the right place. I like naughty girls, do you know why?” “Because they turn you on?” “Plus I get to throw them over my shoulder and.