On Christmas night he told me to stay at him overnight not to be alone, I broke up with my boyfriend.His mother was in the bedroom and we were in the ...iving room, we drank something and started to look very exciting, he excites me in a very loud way. After a couple of drinks, we both put ourselves together to sleep. We got very close to bed so I felt his dick near my ass, I was very wet and excited. He slowly went up on me, but I still pretended to sleep because I felt very guilty that I fell. " Hey, I've only got a Starlight," I said. "My hold is just about big enough for the post." Yes, yes," he said. "We understand all that, but you recently brought in a Slaver's ship, an old Titian hauler, well, we acquired her, upgraded the engines and fitted a force field generator and then loaded her up to the gunnels with agricultural equipment. Now, she's sitting in moon orbit with a volunteer crew waiting for orders." Oh," I said."We'll give you a temporary commission of, let's say,. "Trump says, "You know, Ali, I am really happy you called, because believe it or not, last night I had a similar dream. I could see all of Tehran, and it was more beautiful than ever, and on each house flew an enormous banner." What did it say on the banners?" Ali asks.Trump replies, "I don't know. I can't read Hebrew."This one is compliments of ChrisThe swearing nun.A nun walks into Mother Superior's office and plunks down into a chair. She lets out a sigh heavy with frustration.'What troubles. I felt so refreshed, relaxed, almost as if I had climaxed. The dream!!! I climaxed in my sleep! I haven’t done that since I was in college. Strange though, I was dreaming of Richard, but it never felt like him. He doesn’t have that kind of experience. Looking out the window, I saw Ron coming toward the back door. He was licking on an ice cream cone. His tongue! That’s the tongue that was licking me! It was no dream, or was it? Did I only imagine it was Richard, but with Ron’s tongue? Did he.